Alright. So first off, don't tell me you don't know what to say about yourself. That's what everybody says. And I also know your lying. That just tells me that either a) you have no personality, or b) you're too lazy to come up with something interesting to write.

No, I'm not an ***hole. I just know what I want. In fact, once you get to know me, I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

I'm sarcastic to a fault, and vulgar to an even bigger fault. To me, **** is a comma, not a word.

I want to fight in the UFC, but I'm not some abusive neanderthal or mindless fighter. I hate senseless violence, it makes me sick to my stomach.
I will on the other hand, beat the living sh*t out of any guy who hits a girl. That's unacceptable. Period.

On that subject, I hate racism, sexism, and any kind of social intolerance out there. If you dislike someone based on the color of their skin, their sexual orientation, or their gender, you can go **** yourself.

I get drunk on occasion, but I never have and never will touch drugs. That's not to say I will fault you for doing them, you can do whatever the flying bat sh*t you want, I just don't do them.

I like to have rowdy fun. I think inappropriateness in public places is hysterical. But I also love curling up on a couch to watch a movie and cuddle.

I read voraciously. I have a rather large vocabulary. I don't tolerate internet speak in spoken language. I also don't tolerate ebonics. The language is English, learn to speak it. I am a wealth of useless facts from spending too many hours on Wikipedia.

I work for a marketing company. I make a lot of money. I also spend it all. I'm ambitious, I have a lot of goals, and I know where I'm going in life. I'll be a millionaire before I'm 30.

I listen to all kinds of music, although I'm very partial to punk, hardcore, and metal. I have a strong appreciation for nature and beauty, and I get depressed when I see road kill. I have a strong distaste for killing things needlessly and accidentally.

I'm not religious in the sense that I go to Church every weekend. Yes, I believe in "god." No, it's not your God, but it is something I call "god." I'm very happy with my beliefs.

I'm looking for a girl who would want to have a lot of fun. Whatever that may be, going to the movies, going out to eat, going to a club, just something fun and exciting. It doesn't have to be just a one on one thing, if you have a group of friends you usually hang out with, I'm very open to meeting new people. I'm just looking for someone who's exciting.