My life as a classified ad: 1966 Sport model in excellent condition. Top of the line! Rare opportunity! All options included and all in working condition. High mileage, yet well cared for. This model is extremely reliable, yet needs very little maintenance to provide you many years of pleasure. Call now before this one is gone forever!

I'm a fun, intelligent guy with a lot of interests. My two goals in life are to fly to the moon in a vehicle powered by an engine that I designed, and I want to make an animated appearance on "The Simpsons."

Life is a great adventure. I've traveled around the world a couple of times and seen and done a lot of great things. Now I would like to have someone to share it all with. I don't live at the gym but I do make it a point to schedule physical fitness into my busy week.

I've got a good education, a great job that I am really passionate about, a love of power tools and a sense of humor.

I have "old school" style manners and I'm developing into quite a talented chef (at least I think so). I like to bring people over just so I can experiment with new recipes.

My musical tastes generally include music that makes me want to get up and move. Favorites include original Van Halen, AC/DC, Nickleback, Offspring, Big & Rich, Christna Aguilera, Brad Paisley, Violent Femmes, Clint Black, Varuca Salt, Trick Pony, and of course, Elvis.


I am looking for someone who is smart, outgoing, patient, understanding, and not afraid to try new things. I like a woman who knows what she wants, is aggressive enough to get it, and knows how to flirt.

I want to work less and play more. Give me a reason to go out and play.

Be a friend first. Maybe more will come later.

I want to throw the dancing banana in here because I thinks it's funny

I just don't want another night of you staring at my chest all night. Yes, they are real, but my eyes are UP HERE! Hello!!!