Hello, My mom considers me this

the X would probable say the

,but only because I did this

alot. I try to do these things in moderation

and

but that doesn't always work when your

and

I guess what I would realy like; is to see someone like this

and get that unmistakable stare back.
I'm very practical, down to earth, clever, witty and SARCASTIC! I was recently called a big kid by a female team mate while competing on the USAPL World Masters Bench Press Team in Bratislava, Slovakia. Just trying to keep the other lifters relaxed. If you don't like to laugh or smile don't contact me! Oh, and if you have kids I will teach them the art of practical jokes so beware.
Keep it simple, anything near the ocean sounds good.