Lucid to marginally bright,congenitally articulate,well educated,situationally inquiring, ambulatory,pragmatic,unencumbered,honest,sensitive,user friendly,ambitious,creative, dialectic,self-deprecating to irreverent, - not being a linear progression,spontaneous to impetuous,outdoorsy,vegetarian,inclined to be a small imprint tree hugger type,raised by crows hence moderately wealthy professional/businessman,living independently in the community,rumour has it heart in the right place. Willing to repriorize for the anally retentive. Not currently on parole, doing drugs, stalking the mail-lady, waiting for Twelve-Steps refund cheque, nor starring in this seasons America's Least Wanted. Currently in legal possession of 187,410 sendwaymorefish 'frequent flyer points', hence inclined to be magnanimous at Christmas. One (1) picture, neighbors talk. To placate worst fears esthetically squeamish need not answer front door peeking thru pinhole in a scrap of cardboard. Considered surpassing obliquely handsome by other than my mother. Very cute as toddler. Scrubs up well. No kids or pesky ex-wives. A bit dotty about sailing, 4-legged creatures, renovating old farm houses,ecology stuff, -quite missing devoting energies, read doting on the right person. That said,socks inexplicably melt in proximity of educated, schmarty-pants, edgy, dialectic, pragmatic, quirky, minimalist,tallish willowy women who have a soft spot for animals, cerebrotonic ectomorphs and mildly eccentric sailors cum back to the land farmers outstanding in their fields. Quite bewildered upon revisiting some would say, breathtaking laundry list of bowling trophy atop TV accomplishment how I somehow fell between the cracks. If in fact there is a God, it will not be lost on her that I have been very patient, taking some comfort she and the very nice people at sendwaymorefish will see to it I make it on your short list, - read getting off this abject humiliation any time soon. Whilst on the subject of God, will consider 30 day trial conversion(s)to acid budhism, crystals, 57 channel kablarianism, born-again-bible-weaselism (2 navels), whatever it takes, if only to impress your mother who is understandably getting a bit anxious. If you got the church, Sunday mornings 10 - 11AM usually open. However on a cautionary note, only recently advised heaven is getting seriously crowded, something to do with Ticketmaster, unanswered ring tones,- a fair amount of litter, and I don't do fiesta seating. All feasible offers considered, - a salesman will not call.

Canvas two(1) friends & colleagues with much fuller dance cards on latest ethnic hole in the wall, excluding drive-thru's and "fries with that?". Get signed waiver choice won't be the basis for first spat. Let prospective heart-throb pick the accent. Leave pof frequent flyer gift points in safety deposit box. Cash 12-Steps refund cheque. Wash car, - not being the date. Get dog blanket out of the front seat. Show up on time. Don't drive over lawn. Open car door. Whilst waiting for wine, drag out best 5x7 Kodak moment suitable for framing, photo of dog . Fully explore all things in common other than neither having been to Utah. Avoid night they throw accordian music in with the cruton. Table manners,table manners. Quietly pray 8,967 'favorites' doesn't order appertif, appetizer, shooter, plus the pastry cart. Be concerned should she ask waiter for 'burst capacity' of doggy bag whilst canvassing specials. Calculate tip on placemat whilst she's in washroom speed dialing her ex. Safely assume it's a mismatch if she is last seen climbing out window in wash room. If mutually besotted take her straight home before the waiter's heart explodes. Phone her by the weekend should I say I will. Second date,-flowers. If indelicately not deemed a 'keeper', be careful how I break it to the dog. Tear up pre-nup.