Here it goes. I don't work often. When I do I don't work very hard. If you want to find me on the weekends look at the bar. I'm the guy with the faux hawk, wearing either an Affliction, Tapout, Warrior or Ed Hardy T-shirt. If it has shiny gold on it anywhere, I'm all over that. When I'm with my friends you can hardly tell us apart. We all dress and act the same. I'll sit there offering to buy you a drink and expect the world from you for doing it. I have a little car with a loud muffler. You can hear me coming from a mile away. I have a dirt bike and I don't respect the people on my road. I fly down it on one wheel in the middle of the night. I only like rap. Anything else I will say is gay. Oh, I have a tribal armband tattoo. As well as various other stupid tattoos that mean nothing to me what so ever. They just looked cool.
If you believe any of that... well.. nevermind...

Probably take you out in my car. Show you how cool I think it is. Get around my friends, try and impress you with my arm wrestling skills.