i've travelled to other dimensions and times, broken into castles and fortresses, listened to walruses cry, played guitar for my supper and count some of the world's kindliest souls as my friends. i'm looking for ways to make ridiculous a way of life, with much booty shaking and guilded glides through this city, on two wheels pressed to pavement. indeed, to find adventures across this colonized land. i'm good with loud and raucous, also appreciate moments of pure respite. too! i'm quick-witted and easy-going. i'm a malleable being ever twisting towards the sun. i don't go for head games, so if i'm saying it, you know i'm meaning it. except for when i'm being ridiculous.
i'm looking for someone to get creative with. someone high energy, left of centre, downtown, rides bike. i know this internet dating thing can be daunting, but what can i say... i'm a catch!

first dates can be kinda formulaic almost by default. meet at a bar/cafe, chit chat about this and that. first impressions have stacked the deck. the rest of the time is spent either moving towards something or away from it. those hours spent meeting perfect strangers seem to me prime time to try something new or go someplace you wouldn't normally. i like it when the effort put into dating is treated as worthwhile in and of itself. yeah, perhaps there's no chemistry, but whiskey tango foxtrot, that was fun....
okay, so the nuts and bolts of the thing. um, let's hijack something! start a riot? or, y'know, we could just paint the town red. i'll get the paint if you get the brushes.