Reasons not to date me.

I don’t shave everyday unless I absolutely have to

I drink…a lot

Flip flops are the most common clothing item in my wardrobe

I wear baseball caps 99% of the time..unless I am wearing a tie

I don’t really care about your dramatic friends and their issues.

I only make my bed minutes before I get into it.

Im really bad with remembering dates. Birthdays are ok just as long as it doesn’t fall in the month of march

I do not play video games My friends have young children, I will play videogames with them

As long as your friends aren’t dramatic idiots I will do my best to be friendly towards them

im a firm believer Sweatpants are sexier than high heels

I will teach you to shoot a gun…I do it professionally.

I don’t do it often but I can cook.

Ive never killed anyone

I will not ask you to send me naked pictures at first..unless you offer

I like kids..well not in the hanging around the playground with a pocket full of candy and a white van way but you get the point

I have a lava lamp in my bathroom

Im learning a second language

Mothers think Im charming

I have a pretty big bed

i would vote for john cusack for president

my family is scottish...i have two skin tones..pale and burnt..florida is the 7th layer of hell for me.

i like 90% of floridians am not from here and originally from the north. i have a accent (think the cop from the movie the departed) i try to talk like a normal person but when im tired or filling myself up with a few drinks itll come out.

i have a dvd collection that would rival blockbuster but never watch tv...and i really dont give a hoot about american idol.

i am a pretty reserved person..i choose my words carefully..and have been told im a hard person to read

i recently got a dog..hes sleeping in my recliner..im pretty happy to have em

odds are that youll find this either a. brutally honest and funny b. annoying c. all or none of the above. if any of the abc's apply to you say hello..i dare yah