I will speak from the heart and let actions speak louder than words when or if we meet.
I have a passion for life like no other. Born and raised ambitious...driven to succeed. Work hard....play harder....laugh as often as I can.
I'm drawn to the finer things in life but have an appreciation for simple things that we all seem to take for granted. With that said...I'm just as comfortable in jeans, t-shirt and ball cap as I am being well dressed for a night out on the town.
I'm looking for the rare thing we call chemistry...."the wow factor"...So if you're looking for that same spiritual, emotional, physical and intellectual attraction.....I would like to hear from you!
As we all know life can be stressful sometimes and the best way I deal with stress is to laugh.
Yes there are times that we all need to be serious but life can be short and I believe we need to laugh more.
Here is something I came up with to share some laughter.
WHAT MEN ARE LIKE....
Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up on your butt.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
FIRST DATE....FIRST MEETING... short and sweet to see if we click!
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