I'm sick of all the perfect date scenarios that I see posted on here regularly. Let's face it, these things never happen in the way you picture them...strolling on the beach is never as fun as it sounds, sunsets are beautiful but take WAY longer than you remember, and walking in the rain is just plain annoying.

Let's do the opposite....let's go out and have the WORST date EVER! ON PURPOSE!

I won't open any doors for you...you can text message your friends at any time...I will ONLY be paying for MY drinks and food...you can tell me about your ex-boyfriend at length...I refuse to clean out my car for you...you can talk about every detail of the people you hate at work...Neither of us will make ourselves look presentable in any way shape or form...Let's get into a yelling match in public.

So what do you say? Want to do everything wrong? It could be liberating...

I'm fun,easy going,drama free, and have a GREAT sense of humor.