Well, I am just like every other normal guy thats on here (All 2 of them). I'm from Chesapeake, an lived here all my life.
I'm on a mission to be the coolest person under 6'0". I love to make people laugh!!!
I can dance like a black man on fire, I can sing like Unlce Jessie from Dukes of Hazard,...if given enough beers!
I'm obnoxious and asinine, I can talk for hours, but can only pay attention for seconds. I've never done cocaine, and I have been in love. I love chocolate and tacos, cheeseburgers and laughing at people I'm better than. If being sexy was a crime I'd be on death row (Just Kidding), and I'm still afraid of my mother (her pimp slap is strong).
I'm an all around cool dude, but I still fall asleep wondering if I'll ever meet the girl of my dreams or who invented the jager-bomb!
"If nice guys finish last, I must be in first place"
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I'm a good guy....please take what I wrote with a grain of salt! Email me and we can chat, be friends or maybe even meet and who knows!
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HEY GIRLS IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HOOK INTO THIS GUY, I WISH YOU LUCK. NOT BECAUSE HE IS NOT WORTH IT BECAUSE DAMN HE IS (AFTER ALL HIS NICKNAME IS WOODY), LOL! BUT BECAUSE HE IS NOT THAT EASY TO CATCH, YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST. SERIOUSLY, ANT IS THE BEST MAN OUT THERE. HE WILL TREAT ANY WOMAN WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T, HIS MOTHER WILL BITCH SLAP HIM HARDER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. WOODY HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR THAT WILL KEEP YOU GLUED TO YOUR SEAT AND BEGGING FOR MORE (SEEMS LIKE I HAVE HEARD THAT IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING ELSE HE HAS BESIDES HIS HUMOR, LOL!). SERIOUSLY THIS MAN WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD, AND I HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD THE PLEASURE OF FINDING OUT FOR MYSELF. IT MAY ALL JUST BE RUMORS, BUT GO WITH IT AND GIVE THE BIG GUY A CHANCE. I LOVE THIS MAN WITH ALL I HAVE AND WISH HE WOULD HAVE TRIED A LITTLE HARDER FISHING MY POND BEFORE I GOT HOOKED AND FILLETED BY MY CABANA BOY. GOOD LUCK GIRLS, THIS MAN IS WORTH ALL YOU CAN THROW AT HIM AND I PROMISE YOU HE WILL NOT DISAPOINT. NOW WOODY, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SCARE AWAY THE FISH WITH YOUR BAIT.
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