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Dossier: #10809
Subject: 'Plan B'

Known aliases and disguises:

-Frequently disguised as a D.J. at (censored), a College Street night club.
-Possibly under assumed names "Colonial" or "Plan B".
-Believed to operate undercover as Systems Administrator.

Languages Spoken:

-Speaks English and German, able to read French.

Safehouses and maildrops:

-Believed to operate out of downtown, possibly headquartered in the Annex.
-Known to frequent: Bedford Academy, Suspect Video, Mod Club, Cloak & Dagger, the Bloor Cinema.

Description and distinguishing traits:

-Prefers cats to dogs, though will pet either if encountered on a walk.
-Can't pass a sign without stopping to read it.
-Fearless smoosher of bugs and assorted creepy crawlies.
-No known tattoos but subject is believed to have a pierced-tongue.

Subversive Activities:

-Left-handed, ambidextrous? (or just clumsy?)
-Observed reading propaganda e.g. "The Globe and Mail" and "Adbusters".
-Subject once seen wearing a Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster t-shirt.


Addendum:

-Noted aversion to "line dancing", sports bars and pickup trucks.
-Not only can he spell; subject known to employ a full range of punctuation, believed to be rare and esoteric methods in the age of 'txt msging'.

Known weaknesses:

-Prefers the companionship of those with some curves and sense of humour.
-Easily interrogated when bribed with snacks or plied with alcohol.

Last known whereabouts:

-Kahawa Coffee House - carrying a copy of Wired Magazine.

Plan A: Pints in the snug at Dora Keogh. (a clandestine rendezvous?)

Plan B: Portuguese Coffee and Confectionery. (a clever ruse, or merely dessert?)