Pros: Air in a Can, 100m water resistant watches, Easy Mac (I don't eat it, but I like the concept), SETI, High end graphics cards, Duopolies, Mariusz Pudzianowski, Old growth forests, Kleenex w/moisturizer, pointless conversation, Phish, E=mc2, F=m/v, Walden Pond, Adirondacks, Santa Cruz, Currency speculation, Derivative arbitrage, Fitness models, The Fed (Federer that is), Cliff notes, Bubble tea, Overdrive, Missle proof ICBM silos, Cuttlefish, CCCP, Neutrinos, BBC documentaries, Baroque, Silence, Individuality, Ad-hominem rebuttals, Alpha Proxima, Dalai Llama, Backup parachutes, ergonomic chairs, The Tour de France, Natural beauty, Spearmint chapstick, Maoris, Empty inboxes, Stoicism, Gore-Tex, Canadian Police, Fully adjustable suspension, Amish apparel, Don Juan, 60's & 80's, Aurora Borealis, Winter Trees, Self Serve gas stations, Nirchis, Volkswagon key-fobs, MMORPGs, Obscenely tall first gears, Ubermensching, White pants, UN, Xerxes earrings, Organic brown rice, honest conversation, Ithaca, Libertarianism, free massages, Deer (No not for eating), Leonid showers

Cons: Gas prices- it's not funny anymore, Fake smiles, Thai Food, Delayed onset muscle soreness, Low Ipod batteries, Fiduciary malfeasance, Leftwing criminal justice, Rightwing environmental justice, High volume distortion, Occupied Tibet, The Common Cold, Alterior motives, Excessive makeup, Internecine bickering, Pyrrhic victories, Self-pity, Deer hunting, Information asymmetries, Stale milk, Prematurely air-conditioned supermarkets, Conformity, Echelon + Carnivore, Domestic violence, False-advertising, ME-ism, Malfunctioning traffic lights, Dirty dishes, Artificial shortages, DDOS attacks, Entropy, Hangovers, Flats, Bears, Mars terraformation, Fluourescent lighting, Pork Barrel Spending, Overblown EULA's, GMAC sell offs, fractional reaserve banking systems, Sopranos:State of the Union viewership ratios, Keystroke loggers, Knee-jerk reactions, Windows Vista, Human trafficking, Unreasonable bathroom lines at Great Adventures, High-pressure sales environments, Housing Projects (What an ingenious idea), Recession, Restock fees, Fuschia, Space weaponization, DCMA, Surveillance Societies, LSAT Logic questions, Greek God competitors on the Sauce, Atmospheric pollution, Diamonds-a.k.a. shiny rocks, Faulty climbing gear, Star Trek re-runs, Awkward silences on the elavator, Obnoxious drunk people, Gratuitous high-fiving, Cycling accidents

***This site keeps sending me Black Dating website ads - What horrific social commentary- Melanin-count based dating for the masses! Typical conversation:

Guy: "Hey, we have exactly nothing in common, save the fact that our skin reflects an identical 6758 angstroms of light.

Girl: "Really? Then we must be PERFECT for eachother!!!!"

Guy: Sigh......

*****News Flash***** Homo-Sapiens are extremely race-conscious!!!! No lie, I kid thee not. If you are pro-Aryan nation, or Amish, or whatever and only want 6 foot blue eyed wholesome WASPs, for the love of god put it in your profile. * This message not intended for the progressive minded folk out there, we'll just wait for the rest of the species to play catch up!

Yea, sure thing. Because I have a generic formulaic approach to first dates scientifically proven to be successful 85.7% of the time.