| Range_Life :
The cat peed in the suitcase |
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| City |
Sacramento California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Asian |
| Sign |
Aries |
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Height | 5' 4" (163 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Living Together |
| Profession |
Teacher |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Yes |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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Interests
| same stuff as you | but not exactly the same | |
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| | About Me |
| | I am generally a nice guy. I am usually a good person. I am cool, dude. I like crispy chicken tacos. My favorite Beatle is Paul. I am emotionally and financially stable and indentured to a house. I am middle-class. I am outwardly normal but I also have other issues. I like doing the dishes but I don't like unloading the dishwasher. I like doing laundry but I don't like folding clothes. I like the smell of new tennis balls and gasoline. I like garbage day. One time the recycling bin fell over and the lid broke off. At first I was annoyed because it was broken and now every time I take the bin out I look ghetto. But later I realized that I no longer had to open the lid when taking out the recycling. And that made things easier. When it rains water gets in, but that's manageable.
I was once married. That's where I got the 2 kids from. Looking back, it wasn't so bad. The first year was sort of rough. The middle 5 years were really good. The last one sucked. But I have no regrets. None at all. Except maybe I regret being sort of a crappy husband. And I also regret the part where my wife divorced me. But besides that, no regrets.
You're probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, this guy's got a lot of 'dealbreakers.'" Well, allow me to retort: Yes I have kids. A lot of baggage perhaps? Perhaps. But if you could somehow quantify the amount of drama they cause and then weigh that against the amount of cuteness they have, you know like on one of those scales they have for measuring drugs and stuff, you would clearly see that their cuteness outweighs any drama they cause. I dare you to say otherwise.
Also, I'm Asian. Don't worry! Not all Asian stereotypes you may have heard are accurate! I suck at math and ping-pong. But I do drive a Honda.
And the divorced thing? Don't worry about that. I'm just a normal guy who got divorced and tries to relive his ex-wife with every girl he meets and then exact revenge by totally effing up the relationship and blaming the girl/ex-wife as a way to somehow come to a catharsis with the mistakes I've made throughout my life. So pretty much the same as most guys. |
| | First Date |
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It would probably be at some highly public and well-trafficked place like a coffee shop or ice-cream parlor or a crowded city street corner. Somewhere well-lit with clearly marked exits. We'll talk about 19th century philosophy or the deconstruction of the great American novel or the poetry of Tupac Shakur. After many glances around the room, and even though you haven't finished your coffee, you'll look at you watch and mention that you have to be going now.
But before you can go I'll reach under my chair and pull out . . . a basketball. And I'll say, "Ok you can go. But only if you can beat me in a game of one-on-one." And you'll say, "Well, this is a little out of the ordinary, but since you bought me an ice-cream cone I'll go along with it." So we go outside to the nearest basketball hoop. And you'll find that it is well within your capabilities to beat me in basketball. But somehow you can't bring yourself to beat me, because you start to realize, that deep down inside, you don't want to let me go.
Later on we both go on to become professional basketball players. |
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Range_Life has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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