I am a single, successful, independent person who is looking for that special person to spend time with. I've never been to jail, e-mailed any woman to ask if she'd like to see my weiner on webcam, I don't do drugs, and can use "there", "their", and "they're" in the appropriate context. I am a giving person by nature, which may be why I became a nurse. I believe that many of life's daily problems can be solved by a good backrub.

My hobbies tend to be artistic in nature. I like to play the guitar, paint, draw, and I need a muse to spark my creativity. I like to go out to eat, especially Red Lobster. I watch movies more than TV, and prefer horror, comedy, and sci-fi.

I usually don't get any responses when I write to someone, so please don't feel that I wouldn't be interested in talking to you because I haven't e-mailed you first. Drop me a line and we'll see what happens.

I'll hold the door open for you, and then smack your behind as you walk through it. I'll go see that chick flick with you at the theater if you go see the action movie I want to see next time. I'll put the toilet seat back down. I'm not looking for a mo to take care of me, I can cook and clean as I have been a bachelor for many years.

I would like to find a woman who is down to earth, and easy-going. One that is comfortable in a pair of sweat pants one day, or a sundress the next.

I have never been married, and don't have any kids. However, I would love to have kids someday and that is probably my only deal-breaker.

A little bit about myself:
1. I can lift 50 pounds right up over my head
2. I once wrestled a bear, and kicked his ass (in a non-animal-abusive way)
3. One of my hobbies include moving furniture around a room, discussing how it looks, and then moving it back to the exact same place as before
4. I was a ninja in my previous job, but I got carpal tunnel
5. I can sneeze with my eyes open
6. When I send in my taxes, I send a blank form and include only a picture of myself, crouched and ready to attack. I've never had to pay taxes. Ever.

Update: I have just moved down to Louisiana this week and staying with my folks until I get settled. I am really liking Louisiana so far, the weather is beautiful and everyone seems very friendly.

First date is up to me, don't worry it will be someplace with good food