This site is like opening a christmas present and being all excited about it, then it turns out to be socks. What is the deal with everyone looking for a "good hearted man"? What the hell does that even mean? Im not an evil tyrant or anything, I am kind and generous...does that make you good hearted? Also there are a lot of divorced 20 something girls out there with multiple kids who are "tired of the bar scene", which I guess means they are tired of being used by douche bags so they come to the internet for salvation - great idea. Im not bitter or anything, just tired of all the bullsh!t posturing on here. Doesnt seem like anyone is really looking for a nice guy. They just feel the social pressure to appear to have matured beyond their infantile taste in men and claim to just want a nice guy with a good sense of humor. Let me fill you in on something there, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

I have learned a few things in my time on this site and I would love to share them with you...

1. Just because a girls profile says she doesnt use drugs that does not mean she wont ask you to take her to buy crack at some point (true story).
2. Im not very tall. I always knew this but after seeing a plethora of girls on here that are taller than me it really makes you notice it. Which is awesome by the way. Thanks to all the tall chicks in 4 inch heels on that one.
3. Nobody wants to go to the movies for a first date. Ever.
4. Nobody is into mind games. This is a real shocker. I personally look for the girls that try to mindf*ck you every chance they get.
5. Lots of chicks are into outdoor type stuff, camping and what not. Maybe my idea of camping is very different from what actually happens. Im a city guy I guess and I embrace the amenities that go along with it.
6. People love to show you their pets pictures. Its a dating site for the love of God, nobody cares about your beagle Patches. And for the record any girl with more than 2 animals is a cautionary tale. To guys it just says that you are trying to save the world one animal at a time.
7. Girls who have 8 cleavage shots on their profile are just looking for a nice guy who will treat them right. They are definitely not looking for a guy who likes big tits. I know, came as a surprise to me too!
8. If you have to put a disclaimer on your profile about not wanting to date stalkers, drug addicts, ex convicts, abusive men, guys without a job or car...you have made some poor choices in life. Im not saying it is your fault, but come on, you know its true.
9. This site fails at geography. I dont care what direction I travel in, Ontario is NOT 25 miles from me. While I have nothing against our friendly neighbors to the north, Im not getting a passport to go on a date.
10. It is a sad state of affairs out there for a single guy :(

/end rant

A little about me. I am everything you ever wanted. Minus the money, good looks, and personality. Moms love me. Other than that Im just an average white dude.

May I never be complete.
May I never be content.
May I never be perfect.

My favorite movie is Garden State.
My favorite song is Something by the Beatles.
My favorite season is the fall.
My favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk.
My favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye.

If you are brave enough to want to know more...
yahoo - inebriatedninja
aim - kn0wmyanger
m y s p a c e . com/dopeassmofo

Lets go play pool and have a few drinks, see if you are a good sport or not.