I get hit on alot by freaks, people who don't speak fluent English, married guys, and dirty old men, so hopefully this will change that. Here's a hint - if you wear sweat pants and a fanny pack, have a giant mustache, and are older than my dad, don't bother. :) If you are normal, keep reading....

I am smart and cute. I'm also a total smart-ass who likes to have fun. I love to laugh and make others laugh and smile. I definitely see the humor in everyday life and don't take myself too seriously. I like to watch TV (especially sports), go shopping, read, travel, go to out to eat and would consider myself somewhat of a foodie. I also love to cook and am mildly obsessed with Food Network.

I work in forensics for the government. Yes, it's cool. No, it's not exactly like CSI. Hope to hear from you!

Oh, and I just moved here for work and don't really know anyone, so send me a msg!