ladies with facial hair welcome! come shake those tic-tacs... theyve got that large hadron collider working again - lets get serious girls before the planet explodes..... yup i know my room is messy - the maid died of exhaustion.. wha-hey! ive got a swimming pool filled with warm liquid chocolate in my living room, and vodka comes out of my taps - what are you waiting for?? message me NOW because im doing this for 'sponsored-open-a-can-of-tomatoes' and we need the money.......i like dancing, clubbing, talking, cooking, laughing like a drain and banter in the pub. i travel abroad at least 3 months a year, so dont forget your passport... if you are looking for a charming, sociable, intellectual who knows how to treat you right then message me now... i am house-trained, educated, gregarious and unique. i am looking to socialise with happy, cheerful ladies. i can cook and would happily cater to your every whim. jeez did i really just type that? anyways..... c'mon ladies message me and ill take you to the stars...!! (probably via the portal in the local pub...) and yes i am slightly older than 37...just. seems you cant change your pof age.. and i may live in cov but im a north london lad. i have everything in life except a gorgeous mate to pamper and provide for, to take on mad holidays and grow together spiritually...im sharp and understated. i like dance and house music, old skool, soul and funky tunes. i dont suffer fools gladly. i know there are more questions than answers, and the more that i ask...the less i seem to know....

just relax, be yourself, the location and what we do are unimportant - lets just meet!! that zing when we do is the thing.. we are all chemical based life-forms anyhow. alcohol and food will help but the chemicals within are the important ones.. masala!! can you speak french/hindi/nepali/thai? dont worry neither can i..hehe ok then how about speed-dating in the dark with banana skins for shoes?? ok then how about listening to you...looking at you...cooking your din dins !! ladies please message me if you are serious and like what you see...alternatively please send your chauffeur to pick me up, or even better teleport us both to the nearest boozer. anything normal will do.. maybe a place where the eternal rush of noise of this life could be silenced perhaps just for a moment.... my ideal date would be to have the opportunity to joust intellectually with a happy, well-balanced attractive female, preferably someone who could articulate with a modicum of zing, operate a mark four inter-stellar hyperdrive, and could live on fish-fingers and guinness in an emergency..........