WELL - HEY THERE - !!!!!! this is a HUMOROUS PROFILE !! ... sit back and relax .... enjoy my "silly" profile - hope you laugh --- if you do not have a sense of humor -- then ya better move on to another profile --- thanks for stopping by --- AND ...... I AM OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT MY INTERESTS ..... SO READ MY INTEREST SECTION ............. I MAKE NO APOLOGIZES ---------- nor should i---------- REGARDING MY INTERESTS !!!! HERE IT IS ____ SIT BACK AND ENJOY MY STORY - BUT IF YOU DON'T ENJOY HUMOR - YOU WON'T ENJOY MY ROFFILE - SO SAVE YOURSELF SOME TIME AND MOVE ON !!!! -------WELL HOPE YOU LIKE IT ----ENJOY --------- I'VE BEEN WORKING THE LATE HOURS ON THE "STROLL" AND IT'S JUST GETTING TIRING --SO-- I MIGHT MAKE A CAREER CHANGE - MAYBE I'LL BE A BRAIN SURGEON !!! I DO HAVE A BEAUTIFIL CAR - WELL I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE THE CAR - BUT- I DO HAVE A FANTASTIC PICTURE, OF THE CAR, OUT OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE !! DIDN'T BUY THE MAGAZINE - JUST RIPPED OUT THE PICTURE OUT WHILE I WAS IN THE KROGER !! I STAY IN A - THANKS TO THE GOVT.- - APARTMENT - ( EASY TO FIND- CAUSE I GOT MY "NAUGA HIDE" RECLINER ON THE FRONT PORCH ) !! GOT TWELVE KIDS ---- MY CHECK FROM THE GOVT. HELPS WITH A BUNCH -( BEER, WINE, CIGARETTES , MD20/20, SANDWICHES WITH BOLOGNA , 'TATER CHIPS , WHITE BREAD AND CABLE T.V. ) !! STILL WORKING ON FINDING OUT WHO'S THE "BABY DADDY " FOR A FEW OF MINE - ONLY NEED 9 MORE NAMES !!!!!!!!!! YEP --- I'M REALLY CUTE --- WEIGH 246 LBS., RED HAIR WIG ( STOLE IT FROM A BEAUTY SUPPLY STORE ), HAVE A GLASS EYE ( WELL I REALLY HAVE TWO GLASS EYES - BUT ONE IS A SPARE - ONE IS BLUE - ONE IS GREEN - I USUALLY ONLY WARE THE GREEN ONE AT CHRISTMAS ( LOOKS REALLY GOOD WITH MY RED HAIR WIG ) KINDA FESTIVE FOR THE HOLIDAYS !! WELL I GOT TO HURRY UP AND END MY PROFILE - THE POLICE ARE STARTING TO SEARCH MY APARTMENT SECTION FOR A STOLEN LAP TOP COMPUTER - AND I GOTTA START FILING OFF SOME SERIAL NUMBERS - PLUS I NEED TO RINSE OUT MY HAIR WIG AND HANG IT ON THE FRONT PORCH RAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------------"GOT YA " !!!!!!!!!! -------------- LOL!!!!!!! ---------------- LOL!!!!!!!!!! -----------------------!!!!!!!! IF YOU HAD THE COURAGE AND PATIENCE - --------- TO READ ALL OF THIS " SILLY PROFILE " ---- ------- ( AND I HOPE IT MADE YOU LAUGH ) --------- YOU DEFINATELY ENJOY A LITTLE HUMOR - !! ------------- IF YOU BELIEVED " ANY - ANY - ANY" -------- ---- OF WHAT YOU JUST READ ----- THEN ----- YOU ARE "WAY" , "WAY", "WAY"-- ------- TOO SERIOUS FOR ME !!------ BUT,------ IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE " REAL " ME , ------- THEN LET'S CHAT ! THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH !! HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON...........( remember - this is supposed to be a humorous profile ) ----- LOL !!!!!!

ANY MAN WHO HAS THE HUMOR , PATIENCE , MATURITY AND INTELLIGENCE TO READ MY " SILLY AND FUNNY" PROFILE AND ULTIMATELY, HAD THE INTEREST - COURAGE , TO CONTACT ME ---- WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT CHOICE FOR A FIRST DATE !!!

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