*UPDATE*

DISCLAIMER: "This profile is for entertainment purposes only. Its contents reflect the opinions of the author. Any idea expressed should not be construed as a critical requirement, but rather a general guideline to be "reasonably" observed. The particulars of any applicant's concerns and/or circumstances should be discussed with the author prior to making any decision which may affect the health and well being of that individual or anyone under her care. If you agree, please continue reading." (Hehe...)

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Hello there. Welcome to my profile. Join me over the next few minutes and view the world through MY eyes.

[Imagine me pulling a chair out for you...]

Here... take a seat, relax, and make yourself at home. I'm really glad you're here. Let me start by telling you...

*A Little About Me*

I'm attractive, intelligent, and articulate. I'm fun to be around and enjoy making people laugh. I get along with just about everyone. I have a strong sense of identity, and I'm clear about who I am and what I can accomplish. Note: not to be construed as arrogance. I'm pretty grounded, actually.

Honesty and healthy introspection are key components of my life. I'm leadership oriented and am always evolving. I often reflect on life's events and how they impact my world. I use daily experiences to improve myself (sometimes).

Lastly, I'm down to earth, genuine, and authentic. I'm a giver and enjoy stepping outside of myself for others. In most ways I'm a pretty simple guy. I'm far from perfect. I wrestle with stuff occasionally, just like you do. Sometimes I find those moments to be the richest times in my life...

*A Little About You*

Okay ladies, I have a pretty good idea of what I'm looking for in my girl... see if any of this sounds like you. Ready...?

I'm in search of an emotionally healthy, attractive woman who is fun, confident and able to interact with just about anyone.

- She enjoys spending time with people

- She's intelligent, witty, and not prone to jealousy or criticism

- She doesn't run with scissors in her hand

- She is positive and fun with a good mix of halo and horns

- She looks incredible and is fashionable (somewhat)

- She'll laugh at my jokes. The DUMB ones too!

- She's a patient person most of the time

- She trusts most people (initially)

- She has a playful and adventurous streak in her with a good dose of naughty

- She knows that there are times when she should be coy

- She'll like my cooking (who wouldn't)

- She has a youthful personality and appearance (somewhat)

- When I'm trying to keep count, she'll try to mess me up

- She communicates honestly and effectively in relationships

- She'll pick the lint off my shirt as I walk out the door

- She loves surprises, but doesn't expect them

- She'll NEVER miss an opportunity to make fun of me

- She works out regularly because it's important to always look her best. (By this I mean she is slender, thin, athletic, or average)

- She has ALL her shots and boasts about it

- She knows that SEXY is an inner attitude that's reflected outwardly (and she can dial it up or down at will)

- She'll cover me up when I fall asleep watching TV

- She won't complain if I hug her when I'm sweaty. I won't hug her if I'm GROSS sweaty!

- She likes receiving a good massage, and enjoys giving them too

- She'll stand by my side as we pursue goals together

- She'll enjoy figuring out how to rock my world

- She'll get pedicures in the winter time for no reason other than the fact that I think her toes are sexy. Note: being able to pick things up with your toes is a HUGE plus!

- She'll recognize THAT LOOK in my eyes when I glance at her from across a crowded room

- Her eyes will sparkle brightly when she overhears me telling someone how amazing she is

- She is affectionate and enjoys tender moments with her guy

And, finally, I'll be able to completely trust her when I choose to be vulnerable.

There's not enough room to say all that I will be and do for you, but it will involve fun and laughter.

If you're 85% qualified or more (hehe...), submit your "Application" (see Addendum below) and let's see what happens.

*What I Want*

Fun, Friendship, and Love. The kind that is meaningful and lasting. The kind that can only be experienced from deep within two beings that have completely given themselves over to one another. (Dang, that sounds so serious and sappy... I need to lighten this up a little.)

There's a movie quote that so describes who I am looking for. It's from the movie, Juno, with Ellen Page. Near the end, Juno's dad says...

"The best thing you can do is find a person that loves you for EXACTLY what YOU are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, whatever. The right person's still gonna think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kinda person worth sticking with."

That's a brilliant quote. It's raw, yet it very much "says it like it is."

*Conclusion*

Together we'll do lots of stuff... home or away, inside or outside, loud or quiet. I could provide a laundry list of the things that we'll enjoy together, but I won't. At the end of the day I know that my life will be more fun with you. And yours will be better too!

*Terms & Conditions* (LOL)

I lead a busy life, and prefer to keep my circle of close friends kinda small (quality over quantity). My kids are a top priority. And, of course, I have to work - sometimes after hours and on weekends. But if you think we might connect, I'd love to meet you in person. There may be "crazy hot" chemistry or maybe none... either way, let's share a few laughs as we figure that out!

*Addendum*

Hanging out with people, laughing, and engaging in stimulating conversation are the best forms of recreation. I have "favorite people." Want to be one of them? Just fill out an "Application." (Hint: You have to PROVE you're FUN just to get an interview).

*Parting Thoughts*

There you have it. This is an accurate reflection of what I'm looking for. Having said that, you have to know that I'm being playful and humorous here, and having some fun with ideas, thoughts, and words. Now go write me!

Let's get together and hang out over coffee or drinks and see if there is a spark. If there is, we'll move onto an actual date. I'll plan the whole thing out, and you can bet it'll be fun...