Ok so it seems that a lot people thought my profile was too weird, too off the wall, too freeekeee… I say this partly because I was told as much, but mainly because of the many ladies(whom I must assume are quite sane) who viewed my profile, but never contacted me. Whats up with that?

I mean,,, I could really have it “goin on”,,, You don’t know,,,, do ya?

So, I obviously scared a lot of you off with my profile,


that’s it,,,

right??

So in the interest of conformity, I am going to tone my profile waaaaayyyy down to a level to which the majority of the fairer species should be more comfortable responding to. Just a normal guy with a normal profile. No crazy stuff.

Here goes:


I am a nice guy who likes to keep physically fit, laugh and have fun. I like the outdoors, and………

ok,,,,,, hold on a sec,,,,,

I am not sure if I can do this.

Don’t know if I am into this whole “toot my own horn” thing.

It conjures up uncomfortable images.

And another thing,, are there really people out there who “don’t” like to laugh and have fun?

What kind of sick world do we live in?

AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE PLANET WHO THINKS THIS WHOLE PROCESS IS HOKEY?

Ok, sorry,,, I will try again. I will just blank off my mind and write. No more getting sidetracked… focusssss… Girls like hokey. Girls like hokey. Girls like hokey…..


Here goes.

I am a normal guy who is fit, intelligent, loving, caring, always thinking of others, hehehe(actually I am thinking of myself right now,,,shhhhh), attractive, good looking, eye-catching,(what the hell is eye-catching? I mean really,,, “eye-catching”???? Who the hell comes up with these terms,,,,,,,, what,,,,,, do they have a bunch of people sitting in a room and one of them goes “I got one”,, “how about eye-catching”,,, everyone gets up and claps,,, then they call it a night???.....and I'm freaky??????)…….

I love Nature and animals,(not that kind of love you perverts),

my favourite activities are hiking, skiing, (ok, do I really have to mention this???,,,just look in my interests list please,)


What else do you want to know? Am I normal???… Ya. Am I hokey???… Ha. .


I don’t know,,, I gotta tell you, I am really having a problem with this… How do you people do it… Why don’t you ladies just write me and get it over with. Then I wouldn’t have to do this. It would sure make things a lot less complicated.

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I would like to make a comment on my status. It says separated because it is what it is. I realize this causes apprehension in a lot of people. I guess there must be a reason for it. Oh well, c'est la vie. I am really not desperate for a relationship, or to get married, and am just looking for some interesting people to talk to, and with any luck, make a few friends.

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Some favorite quotes:

A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. [Albert Einstein]

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
--Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
--Albert Einstein

There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle The other is as though everything is a miracle.
--Albert Einstein

We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?"
Carl Sagan

What I see in Nature is a magnificent structure that we can comprehend only very imperfectly, and that must fill a thinking person with a feeling of "humility." This is a genuinely religious feeling that has nothing to do with mysticism. (Albert Einstein)

I believe in the cosmos. All of us are linked to the cosmos. So nature is my god. To me, nature is sacred. Trees are my temples and forests are my cathedrals. Being at one with nature. (Mikhail Gorbachev)

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain

The difference between “doing”, and “not doing”, is “doing”.
Ok, this is something I just made up. However I have accomplished many things with this philosophy. If you think something should be done, don't try to do it, just boldly do it.

how about going bowling? I know, it's kind of a nerdy activity. I am really not into bowling at all. Thats why I think it might be fun. We could dress and act like those weirdo's you see on TV with the thick glasses, and pants pulled up to our armpits. White socks with black shoes. I could wear a ballcap pulled down tight to my ears. You could wear bright red lipstick smeared on way too thick. I pick up my ball, strut down the aisle, and as I throw it my legs cross hard and arm shoots straight up in the perfect bowling stance. And as I stand there in my pose with the ball rolling down the aisle you yell out: "COME ON BABY,, OUTA THE GUTTER"

I mean,,,, come on,,,,,,,, meeting for coffee sounds so Passé

And, just in case you are wondering, the answer is "No". I don't have thick glasses and braces.