Hello you lovely ladies. Good looking ex matelot looking for pinacolado's and green olives. I like toast for breakfast and a glass of orange. Apologies but I cant be serious, I just like having a giraffe! No bullshitters, no time wasters. What you get is a plain straight forward no nonesense good humoured 'jack me starboard flip flop' sort of guy. Travelled extensively, been around the world a couple of times. Promise to make you laugh! Oh yes and I give blood every three months.
Profile states I'm married which is true but not for much longer! Have a flat available in Victoria for anyone who may be interested.

Started getting emails hurrah! Somethings wrong! A shortfall in patience eh? Think I may have come in a little too forward and too strong for you ladies. Forgive me!
Dont ask me how many women I have been with because I cant remember. I suffer from Alzheimers or is it Amnesia, I can never remember, never mind. I think its amnesia because I always like their rice pudding!
What do I do for a living, I dont usually talk about my work but what with trying to communicate with you ladies I suppose I should make an effort. Well actually I am a spy. Yes my name is Bonn Jond and I work for I6M (for those of you not familiar thats a branch with the DSS). The nature of my employment does not permit me to use my real name. My alias is 770. Now I've forgotten what I was going to write next. Oh yes, I only like intelligent chicks so i've set a little test for you. Only those you can decrypt the following need email, fussy sod am I not? Here goes, unscrabble the following enigmatic conundrum - csuk em bkon! Tally Ho!