Ok, let's keep it real people. Enough with the walks on the beach and sunset rides on the Harley. I'm not looking for what you HAVE; I'm looking for who you ARE. Please have an UP TO DATE picture on your profile. Not that looks are the be-all-end-all but I don't really care what you looked like on your first job interview after college. I don't care to see you in your boxers, your corvette or posing for your Glamour Shot. Just a nice focussed picture of your face and a decent body shot (fully clothed, please) will do nicely. I have a young child so if you're not into kids, please stop reading here. If you're ultra liberal, not interested. If you're metro-sexual, also not interested. I'd much rather see grease under your nails than styling gel. Please have all your teeth. Must have a sense of humor that goes beyond the Three Stooges. Age doesn't matter too much. I'm not really interested in someone who is overly obsessed with body types. Vanity is ugly. Please just be who you are.

Ok, about me. I'm an average NORMAL gal who wouldn't mind meeting a NORMAL guy to date and see what comes of it. I'm a 46 year old woman who had a child later in life so you can't bounce a quarter off my abs. (I think I still have abs!) I'm not a smokin' hot babe but I look pretty good with my clothes on. I'm told I look much younger than I am. I just want to meet someone who is nice, genuine and honest. Oh, and NOT MARRIED. I'm NOT looking for someone to take care of me nor am I looking for someone who needs a mother. Mutual respect, sense of humor and honesty are paramount.

Probably something short and public, with an easily accessible back way out! Just kidding. If we make it through appetizers, we'll talk about what happens next. I believe it's perfectly acceptable for either party to acknowledge that there is just no chemistry if in fact that is the case. Just be up front and respectful in the way you do it. After all, you can never have too many friends!