I guess this is the part where I get to tell you that I'm the most amazing person on Earth? Now that we have that out of the way, let's get to the details.

I've lived in LA for the past 5 years and have finally returned home from the chaos. Don't get me wrong, I love LA but I'm too laid back to spend my life there. I now call Ocala home again but if you're wondering why I haven't changed my location on my profile... Well, have you seen the people on this thing? Haha!! I had it changed for 5 minutes one day and already had two messages from women that looked ready to rape me, hold me captive and then eat me. Other than that, I don't mind Ocala right now. I just got a new job that I'm really into and I've had the opportunity to connect with some relatives that I never had the chance to while I was away. But aside from that, let's be honest, this place is BOOOORING!!! I'd love to meet an adventurous, athletic girl with a great sense of humor (trust me, you'll need it) that can get out of town from time to time and can be just as much fun indoors as out. I'm not really into the bar scene, so if that's how you spend your weekends, keep on looking. However, I'm not much of a couch potato so if you fear the elements you're not for me. So if this sounds like you, get back to me and let's see what happens!

For initial meetings, something involving alcohol is always a great icebreaker.