...Relocated to the Pacific Northwest seven years ago when I had outgrown my usefulness as a productive member of society....or...as my employer put it... retired...
...I currently live with a cat...who demands constant attention and is kind enough to allow me to feed water and clean up after him...we have both been altered...
...I admit to living a healthy life style....and exercise everything except....restraint...
...beer over wine...black and white over color (movies)...chocolate over anything...age is relative...but... if you want to save my soul or need a bingo partner...please...pass me by.

I'm looking for someone who is unatractive, selfish, unclean, dishonest, mean spirited and will break my heart... You should have no integrity... Enjoy discussing old relationships and meeting in bars... Make sure you sing God's praises and mention him often in your profile... Okay to be born again and again and again...Have no sense of humor...Having served prison time or been in rehab a plus...Smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish...Related by blood is not a problem...Only watch Fox News... In your Profile Pix section make sure there are no current snaps of you, but include pix of you as a baby or teenager, your art, garden, car, truck, friends, children and pets....Be angry and hate men...Only like country music and use bad grammar...Have basic understanding of the Unified Field theory... Must like pornography... and of course... cook with butter.

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