Man, i hate this part. Anyone who can sum up the entirety of their life in an "About Me" section of any website should be taken out and shot. How do you describe yourself in a paragraph? Im a guy. i have skin, bones, a couple of organs. I work. When I'm not working, I like doing stuff. I don't believe in being home on the weekend. Im a computer geek, a car nut, a woodworking/carpentry nut, lots of stuff. Sometimes I go hiking through the mountains. Sometimes I fish. Other times I just hang out with friends. Sometimes I dress up as a clown and rob liquor stores. It depends on the day, and my mood, really.

I live in The Berkshires, but im not from here originally. I have a dog, i like good food, i love a good, intelligent conversation.

I'm a big fan of classic rock However, I pretty much like all music. Everything from Enya to Billie Holliday to James Brown to Miles Davis. Classical, Big Band, Classic Rock, Modern Rock... You name it, if it fits a mood, i'll listen to it.

I live with my 12 year old daughter, my 5 year old border collie, and a goofy cat named Bodie. The dog and cat are significantly easier to take care of than my daughter. Aparently, people dont like it when you tie your daughter out in the back yard and give her a bone to chew on while you go to work. I guess if it's ok for the dog, it's not necessarily ok for the kid. Go figure.

I'm looking for people who would be interested in covering themselves in butterscotch, pouring chocolate chips all over themselves, then singing showtunes while standing in a pail of green jello. Interested parties apply within.

what else do you want to know?

I would show up at your door with whipped cream, boxed wine, and a towel. Where we go from there is entirely up to you.