I'm so laid back, my head's in the dirt.

What's up people, that names mark. Um, I'm a cool cat. I'm just a kid man, trying to make it you know. Started out in the streets, made mistakes a long the way, things change though. I'm a good person, ask anyone who knows me. I am all stereotypes rolled into one, so..hate me..I guess lol. I conform to things around me, I'm very predator like..not like..i hunt down and kill things..like..predator..the movie..you know...cause he blends in..ah **** you ****in kids and their music television and their complicated shoes.




I have a theroy...and it goes like this;

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

If you've read this, thank you, I think you agree.




-Mom you're my hero.-

-Waaaassssssuuuuuup? Um this is suppose to be a little bit about me so um...here it goes....

-I love movies, music, and the DALLAS COWBOYS..It's our year baby

-I watch cartoon network alot, but who doesn't these days. Except..I watch for shows other than family guy and futurama...I do like those but I watch the coolest shows...The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Ed Edd and Eddy, The Kides Next Door, things of that nature. I'm a kid a heart what can I say.

-I'm mostly in to down south underground rap but i've been known to jam just about anything. Love football, loooove football.

-The things I look for in a girl....

-She has to be smart..not a genius, but I can't stand an outright dumb female.

-Make me laugh, but also I want to be able to make her laugh uncontrolably..it's kind of my thing..

-Has to be kinda cute of course...

-I also have this thing for teaching the person i'm with, I like to educate but not in a pushy ***hole kinda way, It makes me feel important when I tell a girl something she doesn't know and she in turn thinks im smart. :)

-I'm in the Navy by the way. There are tons of stereotypes about sailors. I can assure you none of them are true about 100 percent of the people. The majority of us do like to drink, a lot of us would **** anything with a pulse, and very very few are gay (that I know of, it is against navy policy you know). So if you have a stereotype of us, forget it.

*EDIT* Not in the navy anymore.


Um thats about it for now... leave me a comment or something, I'll try to hit you back

Um, I don't know. I'm kind of a shy person so probably just go out to eat, a movie probably your basic date you know. Just really try to get a feel for the girl and let her get to know me too.