I guess this is the part where I make myself sound cool and interesting....d*mn! How hard can it be?!! Ok...I gave up and asked my mate to fill this bit in for me! She says I should put something about how funny I am (I think she meant weird!), how I'll do anything for anyone (and no...not THAT!!!)and I love spending time with my kids (I think she actually meant that as a compliment!!!).

This whole internet dating thing is new to me, so I'd prefer it if you'd leave your axe at home on a first date....at least til I get to know you!