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lying2U4urLUV The Shrimp: Communication
 
City Ray'sville Florida
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Aries
Height> 7' (> 213 cm)

 
Age 48
Gender Man
Body Type Thin
Religion New Age
Hair Color Blond
Private Images Yes
Chemistry N/A | Needs Assessment: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Friends

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? No
Marital Status Divorced
Profession Center for the LA Lakers
Smarts Masters degree
 
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
Jet SettingAfican SafarisDinning in Paris
Rock Climbing in the SaharaHand Feeding Great White SharksSkydiving in Kookamonga
Bungie Jumping in the EvergladesMaking up stories in the confessionalHAVING FUN Damn it

 About Me
 Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes.


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