I am not having much luck on this site, but I have decided not to give up :D. Meeting people on here is easy, meeting the RIGHT person is well nigh impossible. I'm hoping if I try long and hard enough, it will eventually happen.

What do you consider the "dirtiest" part of your body? Well I KNOW what EVERYONE'S is. It's that godd@mn ****ing spot in the middle of your back that you try over and over to reach in the shower but never can, until your arms start aching from trying to wrap them around yourself backwards, and you just sigh and give up, and wonder how much longer you'll have to fish around in this pond until you can find someone to do it for you.

I love to read all kinds of books and talk about them. I absolutely love all kinds of music, and love finding out about new and weird music or bands. I love to see live shows, have seen well over a hundred of them. I haven't been to a concert lately but would love to go again sometime.

Did you ever notice that if you go through the drive-thru with someone, you can tell what kind of person they really are? You can tell who is rude and who is nice by the way they talk to the person at the other end. It works, really.

I'm looking for someone to have some fun with and go out and do things together. I love to talk and talk with the right person, though not so much online or on the phone. I'm looking to meet someone on here but get to know them in person, so if you are looking for an online relationship I'm probably not the one for you. I like to keep things real.

I love to laugh and have a good time, people say that one of my best features is my ability to make others laugh. I can be a little shy at first but am very outgoing once I get to know someone.

I am hoping to meet a sweet and genuinely nice honest person. I miss all of the excitement of having someone special to share my life with.

There is so much more to me than I can put here so if you would like to know anything or would like to chat feel free to message or IM me. All I ask is that you at least have something to say, and I mean that in the nicest way :D.

Play Super Mario Brothers and eat snow cones. Just kidding. Or am I?

OR

We go deep deep into the Rockies just west of Jasper. We each get a bottle of water, a crossbow, 5 arrows, a compass, and a book of waterproof matches. We stand back to back and then each march forward for an hour, as synchronized by our watches. The alarm sounds, and we're off in search of each other. Last one standing wins.

OR

I put on a fireman's outfit (shirtless under the suspenders of course.) You put on a nurse's outfit (minus the underthings, and with the top two buttons undone.) We go to the bedroom, close the door, and turn on the bubble machine. It will take quite a while to clean up the mess after but it will be worth it.
***I may be jumping the gun here, as this is obviously the wise choice for a SECOND date and not a first***