I am a former porn star who has a 44 DD boob size with an a** like a 10 year old boy. I never cry and I love to be alone while you are out with you "best girl friend". I am an nymph and can't wait to subject myself to unlimited amounts of disrespect just so that you will "really" like me. I won't have opinons or needs and I will NEVER bother you with how I feel...

Oops, sorry I was thinking of that other girl...the one that DOESN'T exist. I'm a real girl and I like real people stuff like laughing my a** off and working hard. I like dogs not cats, music that I can understand and steak. I will never be a tiny (or even a normal sized girl - I'm taller than most of the population which leads me to the desired taller than me request). I am a curvy woman and trying to change that. If you are one of those who thinks that real women look like Posh spice then hit the next button. I will always have a big heart and a( grab me by the hips and DO me ) type ass and that's life. Look at it this way...no bruising :P

On the more serious side I am looking for a partner in life to laugh and be a smart A** with. Communication and sense of humor are the most important things to me. I would love to meet a man who has goals in life and knows the value of family and friends. I am NOT into drama and I will not tolerate games. Life's too short. I'm fairly traditional so I like a guy to have some chivalry and know how to treat a lady! If you're interested, let me know!

Robbing 7-11's, voyurism, playing tetris or call of duty and other normal first date activities. Make me laugh and we could be on the C-Train with the "after hours croud" and it would be fun (I'll bring the wet wipes and you bring the cheep wine - it'll be like a train party!)