| | A small description of myself……
• “not looking to change yours or my situation”
• “missing the spark”
• Yadda Yadda Yadda!
Somewhat covers most of what I’ve seen, and yes I agree with those statements, first of all I’m not everyone’s “cup of tea” I like coffee! I am a plus sized girl, I can’t even get away with athletic or chubby, I’m plus sized! Not so much that I could make it in one of those calendars or even enough for a fetish, but plus sized none the less.
I’m PICKY!
•SPELLING! I am not the most articulate person nor am I the best speller in the world and some may accuse me of being grammatically challenged, but I do have spell check! It will be presumed that you also have it and gave your profile a once over before posting it! While I am a HORRIBLE proof reader, if I can find the bad spelling and bad grammar, you better be so good looking that I am blinded by your handsomeness so much that it won’t matter.
•I READ YOUR PROFILE! If you have written NOTHING or just wrote about how you want to have some great NSA fun, you REALLY ought to have caught my attention elsewhere because I won’t even waste the time or the energy to reply to you if it really sucks! I get the discretion thing, but give me something!
•HYGIENE! Lets say we do end up meeting and you didn’t even bother to brush your teeth or even chew a piece of gum, our meeting will end quickly and I will be too embarrassed for you to tell you that the reason I won’t respond to you anymore is because you have bad breath! Honestly…. If your wife won’t kiss you anymore….why the hell should I? (Includes all hygiene! My sense of smell is amazing)
Despite what “standards” I have listed above, I really am pretty laid back and I love to have fun…just to laugh in each others company or maybe we can venture out to do something fun. I have been “looking” for about 2 years now, I’ve met some really cool people men & women, I’m outgoing & like a little bit of edge in a “friend”
We are both busy people aren’t we? Sometimes I am very accessible & other times I can go weeks without checking mail. Because of this distance is a huge factor! Travel time cuts into fun time, and I like to have fun!!
While realizing that my profile kinda makes me sound like a ****, I’m not really, I just know what I like and who I will get along with & life is much to short to spend it with people we don’t like…. Don’t you agree??
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