I am me. If you want to know more, blody well ask you lazy goit!

I curently look nothing like my photos because my look changes so damned often that even I can not keep up.I keep waking up to see this person I do not recognise then realising its me and i've gone and changed my appearance again. At the moment I'm in a chinease suit and bandana (because my hair fell out via the razor), but this will change. I'm curntly considering going back to blonde, what do you think?

I like to dance. I'm not saying I can dance, but I do like to pretend that I can dance. Particularly scotish dancing.

I'm a geek and ever so slightly on the gothier side of rock. I'm film obsessed, with over 2000 videos and 300 DVD's. I'm also book mad which has the unfortunate side effect of me ussing words that even I do not understand, but thats what comes of being so melliloquent.

As a geek, I am into sci-fi and fantasy and for this I apologise in advance but I never force my geekieness on others or inflict grevious amounts of nerdism on anyone. I am a Browncoat, though. You can take my love and take my land but i'm still free because you can't take the sky from me.

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SO, what am I looking for in a woman, well a pulse would be nice, and some eyes, always helpfull. Preferably concoius, no coma girls please.

Ok seriously though, I like Redheads with Green Eyes and Freckles and great bods that are just tall enough for me to rest my chin on thier head and have a seemingly inocent and sweet, cute demeaner, but are realy wild and dirty girls with the brains too and preferably a little bit of insanity.

So realisticaly I will consider anyone who I can talk with, because I know i'm never going to find my mini redhead goddess.

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Now its time to sound like the corny Blind Date contestant. Contestant no:1 likes long walks on the beach and cold nights infront of an open fire. Theres nothing he enjoys more than a romantic getaway for two in the Scottish mountains.

I know its corny but saddly it is true. I love Scotland and I like fires and like beaches I enjoy long walks. I am an old romantic fool but every time I try a bit of romance it always seems to backfire on me (what kind of person neglects to tell you they are deathly alergic to shellfish when you invite them over for a romantic meal eh? I had a job explaining to the ambulance driver I gave her anaphalactic shock because I loved her! lol).


So anyways, I am single and mettaly unbalanced as you may have noticed. I'm an old romantic and pure pacifist. I'm looking for anyine who can put up with my cheesey lines and poor sense of humour. If that is you, and you are sultry redhead with a great mind, basicaly Tori Amos, then let me know... or just ignore me if you prefer.

MMMM, I think there would be ice-cream involved, posibly rubber and a goat at some point? Or maybe half of a bicycle?

I can gaurante there would be entertainmnet and food involved, I want for nothing but wine, women and song.

Oh and just so you know, I do put out on a first date. Hint hint! Hint hint! HINT HINT! .