like minded lass required for washing vaccing etc, ive been lost since jeeves scarpered to aunt agatha's. a pleasant obedient filly needed to plug this void, along with the feminine qualities my former valet lacked. you will of course be required to escort me to various social functions, but alas not to the drones club (gentlemen only). if you would like the opportunity to meet my acquaintance, please forward a message.

perhaps the varsity match or the boat race where we could share a cucumber sandwich. or you could totally disregard the tosh written above and get down the boozer with me for a jar!