| pirateNinja :
Flying monkies sighted on pirate ship |
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| City |
courtenay British Columbia |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Scorpio |
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Height | 5' 7" (170 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Dating |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Retail Manager or PirateNinja, you decide. |
| Smarts |
Associates degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I'm a monkey sitting in the trees
Flinging feces at the bees
I'm wondering why they don't sting me
It's not me that's crazy, it's everyone el... wait, no it is me.
I'm only scared of one thing, and that's radioactive raccoons trying to mate with my fridge as I sleep.
Things I like to do, I like to ride my motorbike, watch movies, I play a few video games but that seems to be quickly fading from my life. I read a lot, but mostly just useless information from the internet. I'm very much a night time person and believe the day doesn't start until noon. I went to school for Computer Engineering, but I don't really think that I further my career in that field. I've really just had enough of being everyone's computer person. I don't mind helping with computer problems now and then, but constantly being the one people call is not for me.
I hate people doing half-assed jobs.
Why do I have roses to be sent. Roses are such a Cliché flower. If I'm going to send a flower it'll be something unique. Have you ever had a bouquet of sunflowers, didn't think so. |
| | First Date |
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Well, being a pirateNinja the first step to a date would be for me to get my ship close to land. In order to do that I would have to contact the coast guard so they don't try to shoot my ship down. I don't have to worry for my own safety as I'm also a ninja and thus impenetrable to bullets, but I do care for my ship and crew. So once I arrive safely on land I'd switch into day clothing because lets face it, if I didn't hide my true being I'd have all the chicks swooning over me. It'd be like a Tag body spray commercial, but without the nasty ass smell of Tag body spray.
So finally I'd arrive at your house to pick you up for our date. From there we would probably go have a nice dinner, not seafood though being at sea all the time has made me loath those crazy creatures. There would probably be several moments of awkward silence unless you are very good at conversation as I am not. Again being at sea and being a ninja has caused me to rely mostly on myself with very little other contact then my crew and any orders I get from above. During dinner together we would try to plan something to do next, I like to fly by the seat of my pants and not plan everything ahead.
At the end of the night I'd drop you off at home, and wish you a fond farewell as I slip back into the darkness. |
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pirateNinja has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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