I'm the one with hair, on the right.

What I am seeking-
Intelligent conversation, possibly leading to
Friendship, possibly leading to
Companionship, possibly leading to
Romance, possibly leading to
Dating and LTR.

Have a photo, or I will assume someone's running an internet scam.

The first thing you should know about me is that I answer every email.
No one will be ignored. To do so is just rude, and beneath me.

I'm allergic to cats, but I can take Claritan, and it's fine.
I'm slightly allergic to dancing. The only drug made to cure that is LSD and Grateful Dead music, and I don't do that no more.
In a proper mood, I do slow dancing, or maybe ballroom classes at Arther Murray Studios..

Accomplishments
Been around the world
Taught diving in Hawaii
Was in Germany when the Wall came down
Performed Shakespeare
Won MVP of an international lacrosse tournament
Cruised up the Amazon
Dove in Bora Bora
Been caregiver for three relatives
Did a walkabout through the USA after 9/11
Help start 4 separate lacrosse programs

New goal- See my toes. Hiya, kids!
Dive the Great Barrier Reef.
Safari through Namibia and South Africa.
Find you.


Raised in the Northeast, Lived in Hawaii and California, now Florida.
Longest residence was Oahu- 15 years.

I am erudite, entertaining, well read, and filled with the aloha spirit.

Also I can cook pad thai or pot roast, macadamia sweet potato casserole and flaming Bananas Foster.

Or I can order a meal in French. Bien sur.

I am trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. And I stopped eating Brownies.

Favorite music- Clapton, Zappa, Springsteen, Barenaked Ladies, ZZ Top, Allman Brothers, Marshall Tucker, Charlie Daniels, John Mayer, Earth, Wind, and Fire

Authors- Elmore Leonard, James Lee Burke, Carl Hiaasen, Berke Breathed, Robert B Parker, Christopher Moore, Tim Dorsey, Kinky Friedman, Robert Crais

Movies- All Monty Python, Runaway Train, anything with Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart, Johnny Depp or Bruce Campbell in it,The Producers, (both versions.)Little Shop of Horrors.

Favorite quotes- “Drop the gun. Bring the cannolli.”
SLAP. “ I may have deserved that!”
“I’m the son of a sea cook.”
“Let’s have a drink.”
“With my tongue in your tail?”
“I'm not lazy. I'm a connoisseur of inertia!”

Identify 5 out of 6,(no Googling,) and win a prize.

I am larger than life, having a great time in my new home town, and would like to share the experience.

The pig's in the ground, I got some drinks on ice.
Let me know if we can get together tonight.

Smile, somebody might see you.

Drama is just life with the boring bits removed. Alfred Hitchcock

Fear is the most insidious prison.

First date is easy- Coffee, conversation without pressure, in a well lit public place, convenient to both of us. If we are interested in continuing, we can take it from there. If there's magic, great! If not, it was a nice to meet someone new.

Female
Age between 33 and 51
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke