Hi, I'm a 29 year old pirate with my own ship, crew, compass and eyepatch looking for a bucanneer to sail away with and find buried treasure! Disclaimer: Must bring own grog. And a treasure map would be handy too!

It may come as a shock, and yes, I know, a devastating let-down, to have to hear me say that I am not in fact a scurvy scourge of the seas, but that I do in fact work as a risk analyst in air-traffic control. This basically means I keep the skies safe so that you guys get to fly away and sun yourselves on a beach somewhere! I'm not taking this very seriously, in fact I'm mainly here because I secretly enjoy screening and judging people I don't know....so we already have one thing in common, right?

More about me:

- I travel a lot, so I'm often out of town...but sometimes I let my friends tag along to keep me company :) Although it can be a pain at times, I'm really passionate about travel and discovering new places, people and cultures. That I get to do that as part of my job is something I'm really thankful for
- If that has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, put away the sick bag: I also swear a lot, don't take any sh*t and have been known to be a right cheeky a***hole, but, you know, the type that's impossible to hate. If life was a movie I'd be a villain, but the one you're secretly hoping wins!
- I love music: listening to it, singing it, playing it, dancing to it, watching it, anything!
- I like taking risks and getting out of my comfort zone... I'm not interested in "Plain-Janes" who are never up for trying anything new!
- When I was young I lived on a really small island - it's about the size of Edinburgh - in the Middle East; I kind of miss that lifestyle, away from the big cities in an ocean of total calm and tranquility; my ambition is to buy my own Caribbean island and build a massive treehouse to live in! Then we can have barbeques and sing sea-shanties at sunset down by the beach...
- I'm not looking for a trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't need to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model...don't be discouraged by the first half of this sentence (as long as you're not a mental case!)

The (un)holy trinity: Drinks, dinner and a movie. During which I would bore you to death by entering interview mode; asking what you do, where you're from, what you did at uni and a million other amazing questions! And then I would be super-compliant; nice and polite; holding doors open; agree with everything you say; compliment you excessively; super-nervously (try to) kiss you goodnight; and then plead with you to see me again.............. sound familiar?

Instead I propose we go climb some trees, make a campfire, OD on creamola foam then play kabaddi!

Live in United Kingdom