I don't think I completely know myself, because I'm consistently changing/growing. The only thing about me that remains constant is that I am a retard. I'm kinda weird. I'm pretty crazy, random, impulsive, and passionate. I'm a klutz. There's no way for me to list all of my "likes" as there are many. However, I can say that I like reading the old stuff bound with that suspicious looking yellow glue, and memoirs. I like watching movies that **** me up till I go to bed and wake up again, and rottentomatoes and i are usually in agreement. I like listening to baby makin music, and mostly anything else but country. I'm a fat kid for life and cook just about every day, sometimes twice. I work well with the relaxed types. I think the best relationships are ones that enable you to bring out the best in e/o. I don't work well with the "too (fill in the blank)" types, because being too anything is just annoying, and exhausting. I just want a best friend to laugh and have good times with. IS THAT SO HARD!?! Jesus.

Apparently, it is though. I've been on dozens of dates and there's always something off, and I'm not being too judgmental or picky either. I'm saying that I don't want to be with a racist, nor do I want to be with someone who has no problem accepting the different beliefs of others outside of the US, yet totally intolerant when it comes to those within their own country. I don't want to be with a drug addicted alcoholic, but I don't want to be with someone who doesn't drink or has a problem with people who might get high once or twice a year either. I don't want to date someone who would throw their gum wrapper on the street, nor do I wanna be with someone who says the word "green" all the time. It's important to me that the guy I'm with understands that not everyone is categorical, and it's okay if we don't understand them right away.

Well, at least I know what I DON'T want, lol. ::SIGH::

P.S. - If you've got a pic of yourself either flexing (hairless) with no shirt on or with a group of random girls (you know, to prove that you get hot chicks) I probably won't respond...but whatever, who the hell am I? Do your thang, boy!

Uhhhh, I'd do whatever. I'm game...but I won't do that.