I'm skint, on the dole and a clown or so i've been told. Better to be upfront about these things i think. No point starting a relationship on the wrong foot with a load of lies(well if others are going to say they own the world, have fast cars, properties abroad and maids, i'll say the opposite and meet you in the middle).
I've looked through quite a few profiles on here now and it seems near enough everyone on it is telling some sort of lie. People saying they're 35 when they look older than my mum and she's nearly 60!!! Are there no honest people left in the world or did everyone just have hard paper rounds as kids?
One way to spot an age liar is if their user name has a year in it. Does it tally with the age on the profile? Remember when you first log in, the first thing you pick is a user name, but what if it's already gone? Most people usually stick their year of birth on the end without thinking. Carry on completing the personal details and when putting age, forget about the clue they've already left in the user name and put something quite a few years younger. Think on.
And what is it with text speak on here? I could understand it if this was Bebo or some other site for teenagers but grown women over the age of 30 using text speak!!! ffs, get a grip girls. You must have some degree of education about you so why the need for using it? In the future we'll need people to translate normal english into txt spk (arf!) for all the retards to understand. God i hate it. It's everywhere and what i can't understand, is why the need to use it when on a computer? It must be harder and longer to type something out using it rather than just writing in plain english. And don't get me started on Facey....
Another observation, why do some ladies choose a really bad picture for their main one when they've got better ones on their profile. If you're going to sell yourself in this cattle market for pervs, stalkers, freaks and weirdoes (thats just the men of course, hahaha) surely you'd put the best one on show and not necessarily those in your underwear, pulling faces, looking rough or old, stood next to another bloke, or looking half pissed. Think on.
A new favourite...profiles that say they are looking for 'intimate encounters' yet on their mail settings is says 'Must not be looking for intimate encounter' So how exactly would you contact them without breaking their rules? I presume they must be looking for an intimate dinner for two by candle light, rather than an intimate scuttle in the back of a fiesta by interior car light.
Profile pictures with two people or more on and no instruction as to who i should be looking at. Usually have one pretty looking lady and one not so pretty shall we say. And you know if you messaged them, it'd be the strange looking one on the photo that you'd be talking to. Rule of thumb, if there's any doubt about who you are looking at in picture, presume the worst and you won't be disappointed.
Why can't people rotate the picture before posting it. It isn't hard and it'll save me turning my laptop on its side trying to work out what the person looks like. Maybe thats why lots of ladies pose with their head to one side so much then. They've been on this site too long and its stuck there. And what is it with pictures that are grainy? Do you smear the lense with vaseline before you take it? They make my eyes hurt, especially those that are taken from super long distance and i've got 20/20 vision.
'Prefer not to say' especially for 'body type', then have loads of full length pictures on your profile. Doesn't that defeat the object of not saying if we can see for ourselves? For 'children'...then you definately have. 'Drugs or smoking' then you do take them or smoke. You'll only have yourselves to blame when the lies are exposed and the bloke you've been dating thinks you're a crackpot and dumps you.
What is the dress size for 'Average' these days? Judging by this site it can range from anywhere between 8 to 18. Best to count the chins on show.
And also, if you don't like what i've written above, don't message me to have a go about it because you'll only make me think i've touched a nerve. It's just my sense of humour. You know the one everyone on here is supposedly looking for in everyone else.
Much love.
I'm a deep sea fisherman but not looking for a whale.
My ideal first date would be to buy a big boat and fill it with all the waste of oxygen celebs out there, Jordan, Andre, Katona, Moss, BB rejects and their ilk, on the pretence it was the 'coolest' celeb party to be at. I'd then set sail for the middle of the atlantic and sink the f**ker, whilst me and my date speed off on a motor launch laughing. What a better world it would be without them all.
