I figured it was time to re-write this thing. Not taking it too seriously though, so reading it isn't really necessary....or is it?

-I'm left-handed. This fact alone should give you plenty of insight. If not, then you aren't ready.
-I'm a psych major. I'm fascinated with the human mind.
-I played college and arena football. I still play, just no longer on TV :/
-I had 6 professional MMA fights and "retired". I came out of retirement and am currently in camp. I should have another fight in a few months. Wish me luck....
-I'm a salesman. I sell people things they don't need. I'm good at my job, but technically that's not a good thing. I think.


I've done some ridiculous things in my life which have brought me to this point. You will not tell me anything I haven't heard, or do anything I haven't seen. I say what I mean, and I do what I say. Acquaintances would call me an '***hole' but my friends know better. I'm fiercely loyal and am the epitome of selflessness, if the person has earned it. It's black and white. You have my respect by default until you lose it. Once you've lost it, you know.

I have no internal filter, so be forewarned.

Covering a park with sidewalk chalk in the middle of the night. Go Karts. Comedy clubs. Disc golf. Basically anything that doesn't fit the stereotypical 'interview' dinner/movie date. I mean, we can do that....but i'll probably try to interview you ;)