Quite frankly, my profile before today was pretty awful. I filled it in with very little time to spare and so just waffled on about being awesome yet sensitive. That's totally the case, but I'm sure I can **** about something and make it an interesting read instead. Interesting to ME, anyway.

Supermarkets. People in supermarkets. People in supermarkets who look like posterchildren for the "Maybe Genetic Cleansing Ain't So Bad" campaign. You know the ones (if you don't, you probably are one) - they amble about, mouths hanging open (perhaps a droplet of saliva preparing to make a break for it), frequently stopping in the middle of an aisle in order to stare at a jar of baked beans. I assume they expect the beans to hop off the shelf and bust out a flute solo, because the effort required to do the only thing I'd think of doing with them - taking them off the shelf and put them into my basket/trolley - really doesn't take that sort of concentration of effort if you can mentally outpace a carrot.

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Despite Tesco turning me into some sort of rampaging trolley-beast, I'm a pretty laid back and relaxed guy otherwise. I'd love to meet someone that I can enjoy meaningless time with, but to be honest I'm the sort who will happily talk to anyone for at least a few minutes. If you're wondering whether to message me, please go ahead and do so. The worst that can happen is we won't get on and never speak again. The best is something pretty fantastic. Have a go.

Something sprang to mind; reasonably often I'll look at somebody's profile and choose not to message them because I doubt that I'd get a reply. If you notice that I've hurtled in and then hurtled out of your little space on the web without a message, don't assume it's because I found you hideous - if you wish I'd said hello then please go ahead and do so yourself - it would well be one of those cases.

I'm not much of a clubber (while channel hopping I caught a program about scorpions and the way they dance to attract mates ... yeah), but I love pubs and a nice meal out somewhere. Follow that up with a DVD perhaps and you'll have me hooked. Or at least willing to refrain from burning you.

Female
Age between 18 and 30
Must not do drugs
Must not be married