Hi! My name is Link and my favorite color is clear!
Hello to you, and thanks for checking me out.
I am a business owner who travels constantly. Despite that, I am a human being (in theory)and would enjoy the good and "steady" company of a lovely woman in my life when I am home. Someone who is mentally and physically fit, not a top model, just someone who takes care of themself and doesnt consider "a few extra pounds" to be 30 or more. To me, a few extra pounds is 20 to 25 over ideal weight. sorry to be so scientific, but after ridicule from a member I was compelled to soften my scarcasum a bit. Now back to "the sitch". I want to re-emphasize the word "steady". I am a one woman man. Period. In the past women have been concerned about all my travel and would I be true to them. The truth is, I could have a woman in every city I stop in. The truth also is...Hell I can hardly handle one woman much less several! Besides, I could never travel and work across the street from my home and still be unfaithful if that was my choosing. So please don't let my travel bother you. When I am gone...I'm yours. When I'm home, I'm yours. End-O-Story. OK...I'll get off my soapbox now.

About me... I have a great sense of humor and can be very sarcastic at times. The good kind, not to be mean. Mean people suck. I am fun, outgoing and love a good conversation, so you better be able to talk about anything from politics to premarital sex in hamsters. I am intelligent but humble and am not one to use big words just to hear myself say them. I can dress to the nines or hang with my peeps in cutoff jeans and a T with the sleeves ripped out. I am honest to a fault. Liars suck. I have three great kids who I wouldn't even trade for KC Chiefs season tickets. Well maybe one of them but...OK, not, but damn it's close! They are wise beyond their years and were raised "old school" just like Dad. Oh, by the way, I clicked the "yes" on "do you own a car" but the truth is, the bank owns it and they remind me of that every month. Same with my house. lol Anyway, you will find that I am a very down to earth, analytical, comedic, hard working, honest dude who is a hippie at heart. I love my music which is Rock & Roll all the way baby! It is my therapy and the only therapy I'll ever need. If you need councilors or therapists to help you in your life then there is no way you'd be able to keep up with me, so please spare us both. I am 2 years divorced after a 20 year marriage, with full custody of the kiddo's. Yea...I'm that busy. But it all works and pretty darn good I might add. But it's time for some ME time and while I am not looking to fall in love or live with someone I would like very much to find someone LOCALLY that I can spoil and make mad passionate love to. Oh yea...You gotta be incredibly passionate and willing to try anything a dozen times! Now I know that if you have actually read all this, by now you must be thinking "OK..this guy is one fry short of a happy meal" and you may be right, but if you share the same "old school" qualities and can handle the situation I have presented then you just might be that missing fry I've been looking for. Enough all ready! Send me a note and see for yourself that I'm all that, the bag of chips AND the after dinner mint!
By the way.... You're look'n at me so return the favor will ya? No pic...no response, I'll assume you are married "taken" or a vampire and can't be photographed.

As a heads up.....if you put me on your favorites and we have not actually communicated with each other, I will assume you are totally capable of placing a severed horses head in my fridge!

I love the lame ass gifts you can give on this thing... Most women I have dated prefer gifts of a more three dimensional nature. I have found it entertaining to let my points run up to like twelve bjillion, OK.. more like 4,000... and then just randomly open profiles and go gift giving! I tell ya, it just makes ya feel warm and fuzzy all over! Good Lord now we can send a steak! Where the hell is the A1!

Update 8/19/09: My dog (in the picture) his name was D.O.G. or "Deoge" (how cool was that?) was hit by a car and killed. It was his fault (didnt look both ways before crossing the street) and I miss him terribly. Every now and then I go over to his favorite tree and pee on it for him. You should feel sorry for me and set up a date with me so I can be comforted!

Have your people call my people and let's do lunch. It's safe and if you find me repulsive you only have to spend an hour (or less) with me and at least you got a free meal. Besides, you also get to keep the ginsu knives as a free gift just for stopping by! Order now while supplies last! Operators are standing by.....