hi i'm evan and most of my time is spent writing musicals and performing them in front of my cats. when i'm not doing that i'm enjoying re-runs of murder she wrote, the golden girls and matlock.... and.... if i'm not doing one of those two things i will usually be doing my work for the burt reynolds fan club... oh and tues nights i write poetry about masterbation. i can be lured anywhere by the promise of a slush, hug, sex, puppy, candy, kraft dinner or polka dancing. but be nice, i'm not very smart and easily tricked. i dont usually come out during the day. when i was a kid my parents used to only let me out at night so that's just kinda how my body works now. if you think i'm on crack, be nice, i'm a former dumpster-baby and it takes a few years to recover from being abandoned in a dumpster. there are some abandonment issues and i seek attention like this...i only want to meet someone with similar interests/hobbies/background as me... seriously, i just wanna hang out with someone who is laid back and can have fun. if my profile didnt at least make you crack a smile once.... go with god. ps. in real life, i have a filter and i know how to use it.

Anything that doesnt end up with me bleeding/hospitalized/or being placed face to face with a clown is good with me. And then we can make a mixtape. Or maybe fort building followed by some monopoly. i get to be the car though. i WILL fight you for that. the one thing i would punch a girl for.