Well well what to put here? I enjoy my daughters (living thru them) family (mommas boy) friends (have multiple personalities)cookouts(microwaved wennies ) and beer (alcaholic) am also a very happy person (medicated) every womans dream man.
OOPS! almost forgot im very old fashioned (think a woman should be barefoot and pregnant) but I would settle for barefoot and naked.

Im sure my mail will be full in minutes.So if thats what your looking for or who you are PLEASE PLEASE don't contact me.

Sense of humor is a must. I try to stay in shape (is pear a shape?)

I want what what everybody wants,to be HAPPY..money cant buy it (makes life easier)and no one can give it to you (comes from within) I figure as long as I can get up every morning and look myself in the mirror and be happy with what I see then life is alll goood......IF IT WASNT FOR THE BAD TIMES WE WOULDNT APPRECIATE THE GOOD ONES!!!

UPDATE!!!! I have complaint....My FEMALE friends on here are always complaining about the perv's on here.Dirty pic's, vulgar e-mails.... and many many other things.

Ladies...or not so lady like woman...feel free to send any nude/partially nude pics (of yourself)...(or you and a female friend) to me. Lewd or vulgar e-mails,Phone numbers,messanger addresses are also welcome.
OOps almost forgot feel free to ask me to watch you on your webcam too.
I can usually make myself avaliable for one night stands,threesomes and many other things I probably forgot to mention......Smile.....

I have met some good people/friends on here. Remember ladies its not much different on here than out at the bar or a social event(where alcahol is served)....There are pervs everywhere male/female, you just have access to alot more people and they can send pics.

Smile...makes people wonder what your up to.

1st date ????? tTake off my shoes, prop my feet up on the coffee table and let her wait on me hand and foot while I'm watching Dr Phil reruns (with old milwakee in hand) in my greasy wifebeater shirt and holy socks....if ya play your cards right I might even let ya rub my feet

On a serious note if theres attraction a good a first date could be anything from coffee to a night on the town or a day at the lake, it has to be as much mental as physical... in my opinion anyway (and yes I,m pretty sure i didnt spell everything right)