Guten Tag. Ich heisse Ben. Ich habe in Notingham unt bin dreitzig yahre alt. Ich spreche kleine Deutsche but for some reason thought i would write a bit on my profile cos i am bored....

I am just a pretty average lad really i guess. Like sport, drinking, music and women, probably in that order actually....!!!! Any combination of the above work well too.

Got a geeky side to me as well (but try and keep it hidden). I like architecture and literature, George Orwell, 1984 and the like. I am a realist so the stuff i read and films i watch have got to be pretty gritty. I suppose i have got a job i am generally interested in as well so thats nice cos a lot of people cant say that..

If you are stil reading,....

In a woman, what would i be after? Dont know. And i wouldnt say this or that because its often the things you least expect that you can really come to like. Its surprizes like that i like.

Boring myself now so i will leave it at that. But one last thing. I dont like stupid people. Im not being pompus, but if you cant hold a conversation about something other than whats on tv, i am not interested.

Danke.

For a first date i would probably turn up late, forget my wallet, choke on my food, spill red wine down your top, and eye up all the other women in the bar. Thats one option....

The others always lead to me coming home with my cheeks hurting cos i have been smiling so bloody long, so would prob stick with option 1.