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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Mullets frighten me, yet I find them endlessly funny. People have asked me what I think the most frightening creature is. Some people argue for a shark, some people argue for a lion. I prefer to think they are both wrong and it is indeed a shark riding on the back of a lion...

I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in just a shade under twenty. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am naturally caffeinated. I often find myself new and improved without feeling the need to advertise it. Act now while supplies last. Call in the next 15 minutes and I will throw in a "Snuggie" free of charge.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I make bowling shoes look good. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400 with power to all fields and my jump shot is considered a weapon of mass destruction. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I once read Great Expectations, Moby**** and He's Just Not That Into You in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA, but if asked directly I will deny this. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Timmons, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me, yet I am extremely grounded.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis based on the premise of remaining anonymous. I am a certified underwater basket weaver. I have wedding danced all by myself to "U Can't Touch This" in front of strangers on a dare. I am wanted in many countries, unrelated to law breaking activities. I know the Caramilk secret. Sometimes I play air guitar in air tight chambers just for a sense of irony. In my experience if someone bets you that you can't eat 2000 of something, take the bet and choose rice.

Seriously...I had so much fun writing this, it still makes me laugh when I read it. I can be serious when need be, but I prefer to laugh whenever I can. I moved to Toronto from New Brunswick about a year and a half ago and so far I like it a lot. I like to play sports and keep in shape. I am not looking for someone perfect, I just hope to at least make some new friends and find some people that can introduce me to some new exciting things I might be missing out on. If you have made it this far I commend you on your efforts since most people probably just window shop. I tend to find women the most beautiful when they least expect it (ie. wearing some comfy clothes). I can be a very thoughtful and empathetic guy when I feel it is appreciated. I have recently started expanding my horizons by exploring new ways of thinking about the energy we put out into the world and how it is returned. New ways of thinking and living interest me. I think I am very well rounded and I prefer to be around other people who are as well. I like people who communicate what they want, I can be perceptive, but cannot always read minds. I appreciate genuine people. I find people tend to change their wants a lot these days, I prefer people who can stay the course even when times get a little tough. You'll either love me, like me a lot, like me a little, be indifferent or dislike me, there is NO middle ground haha. The most expensive thing you'll ever have in your life is regret. You don't need to spend an hour getting ready, throw on a touque and let's go! Oh yeah if you can't get on the rides at Wonderland because of the minimum height requirement, I might not be a good match for you.

Bonus points to anyone who can tell me where these quotes are from:
"The world is a strange place. Don't be a stranger"
"Let's work together for a better looking, less intelligent future."

I am up for any kind of shenanigans (yes I said shenanigans). Surprise me, this city has so much to offer and I have no idea about what it holds in store for us. Drinks on a patio, trash talking over wii, something touristy...I've recently taken to hiking, we could have staring contests with statues or each other, possibilities are endless really...