I am married and need to stay that way. I just have a bad case of boredom. That does not mean I want to hook up with anyone who messages me for sex. Be respectful. I want to get to KNOW someone and talk. People are interesting to me, but if you are trolling online, just looking for sex...go lurk somewhere else....

I am a girly girl...I collect shoes and bath products...but I am not a diva.
I am sarcastic and love it when someone can out sarcasm me.....
I hate most vegetables.....I am deathly afraid of bees......I tend to cuss, alot.
I am spontanous......I don't like to make plans....but my laundry soap, fabric softner, and dryer sheets all have to have the same scent.....and that does take some planning to accomplish.
I am currently a "stay at home" mom which is harder than when I was a police officer (insert handcuff joke here)
I get annoyed when people use the word "your" when they should use "you're" or use "there" when they mean "their". It is not a deal breaker but I will notice.
I always smell nice.....really...complete strangers have told me so and they weren't drinking at the time so it has to be true.
I consider my good friends my family. Afterall, I got to pick out my friends. I will be the first to back you up in a bar fight and then kick your butt myself if you were wrong in the first place.

I will take "funny" over "mushy" anyday. I understand poetry but it just creeps me out. I wasn't born with the "romantic" gene.....but I still have my sexy side.....

This is to the men.....I am tall and I have curves...so if you love thin little women.....great...but I won't ever be your cup of tea. I should lose some weight, I know it and will do so when I want to....but I won't ever live in a gym and I don't eat rice cakes....I am far from perfect but I can still turn a man's head so I am doing okay.

If you want to know anything else .....just ask....

I am married so not dateable...so can't think of anything witty to go in here.

younger than 47
Must not do drugs