Hah! Hows that for a bait and switch Intro Line. You couldnt resist the crazy guy. Man I should be in advertisement.

Anyways, heres the run down version of me, blah blah blah...

I don't really enjoy having fun. It's too hard to have fun; being a lazy and an angry person is much easier. I don't have any legs, so I scoot around on a piece of plywood with wheels. I move kind of slow. I do have a rope attached to the front, so if someone needs me to move at their speed, they can pull me along. Sometimes I tie the rope to a dog and throw a bone the direction I want to go. It's much easier than using my arms to move. I'd like to take long scoots on the beach, but the wheels sink into the sand. Other then that I'm a pretty normal guy. Oh yeah, I only have one eye. I have poor vision in that eye as well. I wear a glass. If I had my other eye, I would wear glasses. But since I only have one, I wear the singular version eyewear piece. In the event we exchange numbers, you might have to call a few times. It takes me awhile to scoot to my phone. I hope to hear from any interested ladies.

hmmm... whatelse,whatelse... Oh yeah, quite often you will find me picking my nose. So thats something you'll have to deal with. I enjoy it, so leave me alone. =)