About me… I’m quick witted, passionate, have my stuff together and some say cute. Our conversations won’t have too many awkward pauses and there will be no need to explain your jokes. I have worked for the same company for 10+ years, have my own home, you wont have to come pick me up to go anywhere and I’ll pay for your dinner (if you want me to)

I’m comfortable in my own skin and don’t have much tolerance for people who try to be something they are not. My interests run the gamut. I’m not a sports nut, but if there is a Titans, Preds or Vandy game on I like to watch. I like to catch a show at TPAC when I can. Not a drinker, but like to go and listen to good live music. There is always a song going on in my head and it’s usually something from the 70’s. I listen to talk radio on my drive to and from work just to listen to how crazy some people think. I’m somewhat of a computer nerd. I just have come to embrace it. I’ve been playing around on them since the Commodore 64. (If you know what I’m talking about, God bless you). Don’t worry I don’t have a Warcraft account or have a 2nd life. I love to play video games with my son (he’s 11) and can’t understand why he beats me at anything we play even when I practice when he is not looking or when I try to cheat. My favorite word is Dad. I’ve been hiding in my fortress of solitude for to long and it’s time to come out and see what out there.

About you…Smart, Sassy, and Sexy. You like to talk and can have and intelligent conversation. You like a good friendly argument. You can look me in the eyes (and hopefully melt). You like to cook (I do) and like to eat (but not too much). Tries to stay is shape (Emphasis on the tries. I know the struggle of getting there, losing your way and fighting to get back to where you want to be) You keep up with current events. You care about looking nice but don’t spend more time in front of the mirror getting ready to go out than the actual time out. You can laugh out loud. You can laugh at me. You can laugh at yourself. If you have kids, you love them more than you love yourself. You don’t take what someone else did to you in the past out on me. You’re honest with me and with yourself. You notice little things that most don’t. You have a good relationship with your family. You are successful. That is not necessarily something that is measured in money or status, but in the setting of goals and reaching them or doing your best at what ever you do.

10 fun facts about me. (well nine are true and one is a complete falsehood - you figure out which one)

I always read the last paragraph of any letter or email that I receive first.
I collect Pez dispensers. (Have around 500 or the little buggers)
I have lost and kept off 80lbs in the last two years.
I learned to play the ukulele so I could play "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" Hawaiian style.
I have 27 pairs of shoes that I wear on a regular basis.
I once ate 25 Krystal’s in 38 minutes
I am currently the UNDEFEATED office foosball champion. Come and get you some.
I know the proper ending to following list: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, ???. Do you know?
I once won an online poker tournament against 2572 other people.
I vividly remember the night my dad took me to see Star Wars for the first time.

If you still with reading this, you’re either an English teacher correcting all the spelling and grammatical errors in your head or maybe you find me a little interesting. If it’s the later drop me a note and we can see where it goes.

Have fun fishing!!