I am a very happily married guy in an open marriage (you can probably guess why I'm so happy...lol). I have a mixed sense of humor (silly, weird, dry, sarcastic) I'm always open to making new friends but am really looking forward to adding benefits. You should have a sense of humor or at least laugh at my stupid jokes (or just laugh at me) every now and then to make me feel that I really am funny. I am obviously a breast man (size doesn't matter) and if you have more than two breasts I would be quite fascinated to meet you. Feel free to contact me and see if we get along. If you can't get along with me than you are most likely not among the living (I'm very easy going).

On a first date, I might glance at your chest often. I'm always up for a movie, going out to dinner, a spontaneous drive, pool, darts, the beach, the back seat of the car....so many different things to do.