Feeling down? Go hug a tree!

I am looking for a person that has the ability to challenge me, to show me a different perspective on life. Someone who can teach me something new and push me out of my comfort zone.

I love the outdoors, and I like to stay active. I enjoy rock climbing, beach volleyball, tennis, snowboarding and rollerblading. On the other hand I really do enjoy a lazy day doing almost nothing at all, perhaps watching a bunch of movies or just relaxing by a pool or lake and reading a good book. Love the beach and camping. Basically I am a fun going not too serious kind of guy that loves to try new and exciting things. Well I think that's about enough for now, need some more background, drop me a message. Or else! Your gonna die clown.

A list of some of my small accomplishments.

Jumped out of a plane.
Travelled to over 20 countries.
Started to learn how to fly a helicopter.
Defended my little sister against an army of angry ants with water balloons.
Ran a half marathon.
Wrestled an alligator. Okay that is a lie, but I like the sound of it.
Fell in love and was loved.
Sponsored a child.
Cried, out of shear joy.
I was hit by a bike, a motorcycle and a car. Not sure if that is an accomplishment, but its worth noting. I really hope a truck or bus isn't next.
Seen beauty when no one else around me had.
Helped an old lady cross the street.
I eluded the reapers clutches twice in my life.

To do list

Learn how to kite surf.
Run a full marathon.
Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro next time I am in Africa.
See the Seven Wonders of the World.
Reach spiritual enlightenment.
Taste all the beers of the world, this should be easier than the one just above.
Figure out which came first the chicken or the egg?

Special Abilities

Ninja style ambush attack.
Crack the most inappropriate joke at the most inappropriate time. For example. Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Fall asleep in any couch.
Master tree climber.
Clean the dishes and give you a massage if you cook me a nice dinner.
Watch Family Guy for hours on end.
Give awesome piggy back rides.

Mega bonus points if you can figure out this skill testing question
(2 × 4) + (10 × 3) = ??????

P.s. If you don't have at least one drink you cannot be trusted!!!

A little shy? Add me as a favourite, I will consider that a smile or a wink

A trip to the R.O.M to feed the dinosaur's peanuts, or a sit down dinner with your entire family? You pick. Or how about I just through you against a wall, we make out really hard and we go from there!